That’s exactly what a copper thief would say.

If the right people don’t think it’s just fiber, then it’s no longer good enough.

VokuhilA!

OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

The car i’m failed my drivers test was a Ford Ranger.

In the Bible and at the end of the Cold War, the motto was: swords into plowshares.

Wow, I was the ABCDEA2B3C4D5E1A-Guy until now

I once accompanied a teenager to one of those horse-girl movies. The auditorium was completely full, and apart from two young women who seemed to be doing it ironically, I was the only adult in the theater. During the interval, I noticed how other adults handled it: They accompany the children to the movie theater and then have two hours to enjoy a few drinks.