No he is 100% a criminal.

At folk fra Skandinavia pleie å dekke alt med ketchup selv om det ikke passer i det hele tatt.

I find I need both ADHD meds and a quad espresso or two to be even borderline functional.

Are you drinking 0 caffeine coke because you have a life threatening heart condition or because you’re a child?

I don’t think she’s Scandinavian.

Wasn’t my experience in Shreveport.

People get more sociable the closer you get to the equator. This is reflected in the distance from which people talk to you. So in the southern USA people are very chatty and will talk about pretty much anything while basically sitting on your lap, but in Norway you’ll pretty much just shout across the fjord at someone to tell them their house is on fire if you’re in a talkative mood. Talking to cashier’s doesn’t happen anyway.

🤦🏻 sigh… Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.

It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking…

It’s certainly less than optimal.

It’s the best place. Although tbh for the last few years, there’s been a lot of rain mixed into the snow, because the climate is fucked.

If you live in the wilderness, you should have a boat.

Edit: yes I’m pretty sure I can order a boat for delivery, but if not you can always make something.

It is if you live on the coast. Boats will get you anywhere worth going to.

Ok where I live it’s :

Jan - snow and first sunrise of the year

Feb - snow

Mar - snow

April - snow

May - snow followed by two weeks of thaw, last sunset for 2 months and one week of spring

Jun - warm but no bugs

Jul - where has all my blood gone (mosquitoes and horsefly) sun starts setting again

Aug - same exsanguination issues as July

SEP - too cold for bugs lol

Oct - snow

Nov - Snow last sunrise of the year

Dec - snow

I live in arctic Scandinavia, the mosquitos will fucking exsanguinate your ass.

Everyone has fast internet in the Nordic countries, no matter how rural they live.

You want Norway, Sweden and Finland. You can get fast internett pretty much anywhere and a large portion of the countries are just forest. I actually met a guy in Troms who is the only year round resident of an island that has two ferries a week if you book ahead of time and he has fast internett, as well as a lovely vegetable garden and a plentiful supply of fish.

Of course they are, but in the capitalist paradigm success is synonymous with profit. So giant multinational companies making shitty cheap products is the goal of capitalism, because it allows for the greatest profit. In other words Macdonald’s is better closer to the perfect expression of capitalist ideals than the artisanal gastro-pub with the coffee and cocoa encrusted reindeer sliders because they are more profitable, despite the fact they sell industrial food adjacent waste as food.

As a side note, do try coffee and cocoa encrusted reindeer sliders. You’ll have to make them yourself because as far as I’m aware they aren’t actually a menu item anywhere.

Actually what I’m advocating is small businesses and sustainable food consumption. Generally speaking the larger a company becomes, the worse the product is and the more environmental damage it does. I’ve worked at both chains and independent restaurants and the difference in food waste is truly shocking.