Schorsch@feddit.orgtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Two slightly off centre parallel universes
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1 month agoBrain: “Me!? … What?? I’m NOT doing that!!”
Brain: “Me!? … What?? I’m NOT doing that!!”
USA™ – The default country
The ad machine doesn’t need my money. They never even asked. I am the product to them.
And vice versa.
Not in the Old Testament though.
¿¡Porque no los quatros!?
You didn’t think about the couch, do you? Animal.
Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.
Look, I said don’t! And I was nice about it!!
Found the US citizen, I guess.
(Risky comment, I know. Pls don’t roast me. )
🎵 I just want to be an international executive sales marketing analyst! 🎵