Yeah, the dumbest and worst people will be dying to get this. I don’t see a problem

It’s great if the concept of a conscience is disgusting to you and you’re proud of all the progress you made that was even partly because of the things you’re trying to get rid of

It’s also amazing that they’re “perfectly compatible” with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

Some say it’s vain to make your tires look like your brain but sometimes you just have to go with what you feel

Is bribery political donations not a thing in Europe?

My household all has iPhones but me. They go through at minimum 3 a year

I’m still on the same USB C cable I kept from my pixel 1, and I use it on my 7, still use the same car charging cord from 7 years ago too

I used regular lists on Twitter till I stopped using it a few months ago. No ads, chronological order. It was good

But people I followed, I started seeing only replies from shitstain bluetlickers so I dropped it for good

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

Cut and paste journalism on little blogs

Successfully explained climate change

Does that plug into assistant speakers?

I’m not a massive fan of it but hands free cooking questions are nice. I use DDG for my browser search

Cooking is an art. Baking is a science

I was with someone who eyeballed it. Worked out for a skillet. Then she tried to make bread one night. I warned her but it did not go well

Google assistant has gotten worse and worse but “Hey Google, how many tablespoons are in x” is pretty helpful

That’s why I don’t delete my account. It’s thankfully rare anymore but I have to use it for ad reports occasionally

How often do you use it? I’d just use a browser if possible

One time a buddy and I were talking about cars, a Toyota supra came up. I haven’t said that phrase since gran Turismo in the 90s. Ad the next day

Anyone who ran these shows ever is an ass. Talk shows were basically the precursor to annoying YouTubers today

Sure it is

You can teaspoon the shit out of everything. 3tsp to a table. 5ml to 15ml. Cut recipes by turning everything into a tablespoon. Need to make 1/2 of something that is already 1/4 cup? That’s 16 tbsp to a cup, so you were at 4, now half a 1/4 cup is simply 2 tbsp

For dry shit, get a gram scale and welcome to consistency city

“your opinion”

That’s great to hear. I like it and would like to continue