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Cake day: September 8th, 2023

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  • I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

    Anyways safe rides dude.



  • Flat earth is a Psyop, there are at least a couple of true conspiracies but nobody is going to believe the crowd who also says “Hur Durr the earth is flat”, it will be automatically dismissed as the ramblings of crackpot naive morons.

    Also earth flat -> therefore god

    So it’s like in Scooby Doo when you remove the mask of flat earth and below is the mouth breathing religious zealot who believes in everything and has the audacity to call others sheep.









  • Blue@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlJesus and Capitalists
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    10 months ago

    Imagine being shown your own bible passages to demostrate Jesus didn’t like rich people, and then being in denial about it, peak USA bible thumper.

    My personal favorite revelations 11:18

    “The nations were angry, but your wrath has come. The time has come for the dead to be judged and to give the reward to your servants the prophets, to the saints, and to those who fear your name, both small and great, and the time has come to destroy those who destroy the earth.”

    Those rich assholes killing the planet for profit, your own God has plans for them.