I suppose it would be pretty on-brand for the party that’s trying to completely outlaw porn to start producing their own super-weird porn.

That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

I assume you are referring to supplying weapons to Israel, in which case, do you think Trump (who called Biden a ‘Palestinian’ as an insult during the debate) will be the better choice and stop supplying weapons to Israel?

Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!

And that moment lasted as long as the theoretical “now”.

(“Now” never happens because the moment your brain registers that “now” has happened, it’s already “then”)

Since when has not experiencing something, or even having any knowledge of something, prevented the internet from expressing their opinions about it?

Curts Ne’What

So you’re telling me that somewhere at LEGO they actually have a bag of assholes?

Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.

The solution to cheap toilet paper

The “Mr. Miyagi” technique.

Everyone is beautiful in the dark.

*Robocop’s Fleshlight

I’ve found that the reaction to the word “moist” is highly dependent on the context. For example, a cupcake described as moist sparks a feeling of deliciousness, while some potting soil described as moist gives me a sense of completeness or stability (plants typically need moist soil to grow, so it’s a good thing). However, a bus seat described as moist triggers a feeling of revulsion.

Context is key.

Enumclaw checking in.

https://neptunesociety.com/

They are allowed to execute you on the spot regardless of what you may or may not have on you. All they have to do is to say they were scared.

“No cultural impact” my ass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6P12eiLpo.

I appreciate the motive behind it, but I don’t think your strategy is effective until we have national ranked-choice voting.

Say you are given the choice of Starbucks drip coffee (black), or Jonestown Kool-aid. You are going to be force-fed one of them no matter what. You have a vote to choose which one you prefer. In your scenario, you say “milkshake” in the hopes that maybe next time a milkshake will be an option, and in hopes that the rest of the voters are smart enough to avoid cyanide.

NARRATOR: They’re not.