Communists took it?

It was a joke. He famously does his own stunts.

Like Tom Cruise and his stunt double?

Point #3 also includes closing government owned entities like the post office.

Also the namesake of this cute lil fella Bobbit worm

Culture shock #2. A public American toilet may require “thousands” of toilet brushings daily.

Tell me you were exaggerating… Right?

About a hundred years ago you could buy a “radio flyer”. It’s a red wagon. People don’t change.

Muscle relaxers?

Why the fuck is this guy still being talked about?