I haven’t read it in full in well over 15 years, but that comment made me go find it.
Miles O'Brien
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
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I am not okay today if this is making me cry and I just woke up an hour ago…
I love it
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•This may be a stupid question, but what does "crunchy" mean?English
3·3 days agoI have no job currently, my clothes are mostly 5+ years old with most of my stuff being around 10 years old from my last retail job when I got them discounted and on clearance, my car rolled off the line before I was conceived and has the damage that says it lives in deer country, and my food comes from wherever is cheapest.
And they all know these things since we talk about such things at meets along with basically every other topic. pretty much everyone is in the same boat, and with only one exception we all live with roommates and parents.
If you’re thinking of a 2010 hipster with a man-bun and Abercrombie clothes driving their Leaf from the iPhone store to the fancy food market where everything is 5x the price because someone put the word “organic” in front of “tomato”… I mean, imagine me however you wish, but we are definitely more the type to live in a log cabin we built ourselves away from any kind of technology. I like what gadgets I do have, but I’d trade them for “not living in capitalism hell” any day.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•This may be a stupid question, but what does "crunchy" mean?English
3·3 days agoLmao “upper”
I have no job currently and can’t afford more than basics for food, but thanks for making assumptions.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•This may be a stupid question, but what does "crunchy" mean?English
11·3 days agoA bit more of a relatable explanation than UD gave me, and honestly I doubt it was meant negatively as most of the people in this group are very left leaning and while a few aren’t quite “paint a brick rainbow and smash a cop’s window” levels yet, they’re certainly closer than anyone else in my life. We have discussed camping so several at least enjoy outdoorsy stuff.
I like my gadgets if I could live in the woods with 15 other people and grow out own food and not have to worry about dying of gangrene I’d give all my things up in a heartbeat.
By this metric, I’ll be “crunchy” over “silky” any day of the week.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•This may be a stupid question, but what does "crunchy" mean?English
271·3 days agoOh man, urban dictionary is still going? I haven’t seen them in forever…
If that’s how they meant it… I mean, it’s pretty spot on.
I’ll take it as a compliment, then!
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Does anyone else feel like websites nowadays feels very broken compared to apps? Like you try to do transactions on the mobile site (eg: ordering food), and payments mysteriously declines...English
662·3 days agoI personally believe it is on purpose, to try and get you to download the app.
Then they can get way more of your data to sell.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So I was doing this chick one time, right…English
4·3 days agoSame.
Every time I visited him, even if it was the third time that week, he would break out a small flashlight he replaced the incandescent bulb with a (very dim) led, tell me about how LEDs work, and demonstrate the fact that it won’t work in reverse…
I still have the flashlight.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So I was doing this chick one time, right…English
6·4 days agoI was just about to say “the blessing of being a full grown adult that loves finding Nemo”…
I always wanted to hear that joke the right way…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So I was doing this chick one time, right…English
16·4 days agoIt’s important that those 100x are to different people.
Your coworker sound like my grandpa.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Off to the States tomorrow for Easter.English
121·4 days ago“Our Glorious Agricultural Fields” vs “Their Barbaric Farming Practices”
We made it constitutionally protected via the 13th Ammendment. It’s bullshit, and one of the many reasons, IMO, why minorities (especially black people) are still disproportionately targeted by law enforcement.
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pics@lemmy.world•I started a logpile to reward the poor fucker who decides to hike the miserable trail to my secret camp spotEnglish
6·7 days agoWell, most likely you will be the poor fucker.
Or you’ll show up next time to a little thank you note and a small box with a single beer inside.
I guess you couod show up to all the wood gone, but fingers crossed!
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pics@lemmy.world•I started a logpile to reward the poor fucker who decides to hike the miserable trail to my secret camp spotEnglish
9·7 days agoI spent roughly 2 hours getting into geoguessing…
I did some quick and easy ones, with like obvious signs and stuff. After spending 30 minutes tracking down flight info based on the time the photo was taken, I decided I didn’t have the dedication for such things and if I couldn’t figure it out in 2 minutes based on signs and landmarks, I’m okay with not knowing the exact location a picture was taken.
Hats off to the stalker-level people who can pinpoint the specific 30ft area in a cornfield a video was taken based on time of day, the color of the dirt, a specific toad croak at 12m37s into the video, etc…
And China is enslaving people currently.
I mean, the post is about the UK and we’re bringing up other countries for no reason, right?
It’s called “executive dysfunction” and it doesn’t make you lazy.
My sister and I would make people around us uncomfortable with our “fighting” but the second someone tries to butt in and take one side, we both would jump down their throats that they have no right to talk shit about the other sibling. And Your Deity help you if you actually raise a hand against one sibling, because you might catch a baseball bat in the neck from the other.
It’s like my mother. I am allowed to call my mom an asshole for certain things, but the second someone else does it, that’s not cool.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Iran: Congrats! You bought passage for $2 Million through the Strait of Hormuz. *credit card declines* Iran:English
11·11 days agoEver notice the nickelodeon logo once looked like a normal splat of goo, then it became a foot?
Ever notice that some of the shoes had some odd camera angles that highlited the literal children’s feet?
Dan Schneider:

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memes@lemmy.world•Nobody: ... Influencers in Dubai:English
12·14 days agoPersonally I choose to believe violet08 is a robotic cat, and simply pretending to be a woman in hornyposting mode because they enjoy trolling.
Lmao Tone is hard to read, I wasn’t upset so if I came across that way my apologies, I was just adding more info in response to points you had raised.
I would assume if they meant it as some kind of a dig, they wouldn’t accept the invitations to hammock with us. Their tone was friendly, it’s just not a term I’ve heard and given the different comments so far, it seems to be a mixed bag as to whether other people would consider it an insult or a compliment.
Really though given the context, I’m going to take it as a compliment even if it was meant as an insult.