DominusOfMegadeus

So does replying “stop” apply to the number that texted you, or to the whole company?

I can see you have never owned an iPhone before.

Why would my blocked numbers list reset?

Pretty sure they won’t keep messaging me after I blocked their number and reported spam

Ohhhh it’s an “i” not an “l”

I am not finding any evidence that an app with that name exists?

This…is not a bad take. 🍻

I used Harold as the sole stock photo person in my last work presentation. Sadly no one caught on, but it was still glorious.

All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but it’s such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.

Good lord this man is stupid

Cool, maybe we can start a club or something

Would you just shut up, and tell me how Annabel will heal her heartache?!?!

Have you seen the cost of deli meat lately?

Wait, my condition has a name?

Like, why even have a government, if it can’t feed, clothe, and house the people? Shouldn’t that be priority #1?

You guys go into the office?

How much additional do I save if was planning on having avocado toast?

I want to go to there…

10.9 cents supply, 16.9 cents delivery. A very old air conditioner running constantly during a 2 week heat wave. Also I work from home.

House? HOUSE!!! I’m in a 1 bedroom apartment!!!