

They changed the widget a few days ago. Used to be a nice compact 1×4 widget with the searchbar and now it’s just stupid


They changed the widget a few days ago. Used to be a nice compact 1×4 widget with the searchbar and now it’s just stupid


As a Brave Browserer on mobile, this hits hard
What events are you going to where they ask people if they’ve got stones in their purse?
They solved homelessness by putting them in homes? What is this witchcraft?
Yes, strap-on tails were common back then. Funnily enough, the original ones were developed by hunters to help them blend in with other animals. As time went on they were adopted by women as a symbol of counter-culture like “women can also hunt” kinda thing. They would often bejewel them as a sign of wealth.
They found some kind of hip harness with a phallic looking tail attached so I think they were simply ancient cosplayers and this is one big confusion. Gay people only started turning up when big pharma made us inject nanobots disguised as “covid vaselines” or whatever, I unno, I’m not a diseasologist but I’ve learned a lot from facebook.
Your buddy has figured out that all they need to do is snip the ropes on your cylinder which will make it fly away and now you gotta ask your mom to buy you a new cylinder until your whole family is broke and homeless
Your asshole “buddy” constantly throwing sharp objects at your balloon causing you to be wet all the time and laughing as you ask your mom if she can mend your massive cylinder for the 13th time this month
Don’t worry, I’m always high. I also don’t have a wife.
Can confirm, I only beat my wife when I’m not high
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You can’t just mark a whole train NSFW
Her face reads as anything from listening to me explain the original 151 pokemon to sitting on a bus thinking about what to make for dinner
I could tell you that’s Alabama but my problem is I would have no idea that face was supposed to mean something, it looks like a blank stare to me
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The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock


If I asked for a manager and got the “Market People Lead” I would tell them I’m looking for someone in charge, not someone to lead me around a damn market


Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two
Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?