Stop trying to steal my ideas for hit tv shows.

Lol

Well, no, Ryssia has nuclear weapons, Iran is close to having the ability to produce a nuclear weapon. Ones slightly more immediate.

That commenter would love me!

Yeah, exactly lol, thanks mang

My dream bathroom is the floor beside my bed, but it looks exactly like a bathroom while im asleep

Yeah, I’m at the point where I’m nearly ready to just be the troll, atleast itd be more funny than depressing

Haha, people will do all sorts of backflips to apply things to themselves so they can be offended.

Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we’re being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

K

Imagine I’m making the most exasperated, annoyed, disapponted noise possible.

Take it down, darwin demands sacrifice, lest we be riddled with stupidity.

MS hasnt improved for the user in about 20 years, not a surprise.

Most of the time its because you use your phone too much when its charging, never happens to my phones cause i leave em alone to charge.

Straight to JAIL. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Look! I got one!

No pants no choice man, soz.

How is this not one of 50000000 movies this could be.

Ah good, you people are identifying yourselves. We’ll have a bus to collect shortly, pack an island appropriate sleeping shirt you freak.