RandomStickman

I ran out of shampoo the other day and I walked up to my SO and said “I need some of the fake poop.” pause for the punch line ramp up while staring at their confused face “Well, I’m not using any real poop. I need shampoo.”

If the groan and eye roll can power our place we wouldn’t need to pay any bills this summer.

Normalise fried chicken cologne as well

How about we throw in some dragons in the mix?

I’m pretty sure he’s read and chiselled stone tablets before

Portions of the Donbas region has seen active fighting for a decade as well.

That’s former Prosecutor General of Crimea Natalia Poklonskaya during a press confrenece during 2014 after Crimea was taken over by Russia

I am a greedy goose. My pronouns are all of them because I just took yours.

Me trying to imagine a representation of neurons firing in a stylised early 2000s 3D graphics

making the feature rely less heavily on user-generated content from sites like Reddit

Imagine selling out reddit/buying access to the comments for AI just to immediately unprioritise it

I’ve been lucky and never med anyone IRL that has trouble with it. I thought having problems with it was just a meme for the longest time

As someone who’s dabbled into self promotion… I feel you!

Love your stuff!

2/3 so far, so I hope you’re right

I always leave the backing of my computer chair unlocked and this is how literally anyone else who sits in my chair feels

Look at this weirdo who don’t put solid jizz on their pancakes

I cover my wheat discs with tree syrup and solid cow syrup

You shat in the middle of the room, calling everyone names, and when everyone get annoyed you don’t get to get on the high horse my guy.

You’re the one that made the unprovoked comment on how your favourite unit is better. You’re the one that called people nerds for some reason. You spent hours replying to dozens of people and you call people unhinged? Have you looked in the mirror? You’re literally doing what you’re making fun of me for doing but tenfold my friend. You’re the one that started saying your team is better for no reason. And when people point out you made no sense you make fun of people for replying? Are you okay?

Do you honestly think you’re winning? You’re trolling people? Trolling used to take effort back in my day. know what, it’s my fault. People always say you shouldn’t argue with dumb ass because they’ll drag you down to their level and win with experience. I voluntarily touched the poop.

Stay mad lmao

Ok, and I’d say 6? What’s your point lmao

Too much of your identity is wrapped up in being able to talk temperature in multiples of ten, people.

Wtf are you talking about? You’re the one that brought up how your favourite unit is superior, and we’re the one that has our identity wrapped up in something?

Chill out. Maybe something near 42 degrees. Sorry, meant to say 5.6 degrees for the nerds in here.

Do you know how math works? Of course you’re gonna end up with decimals when you’re starting from F. Why don’t you chill out at 11? Oh, I mean 51.8 you narcissistic swine.

What? No one’s using C to that precision outside the lab. It just depends on what you grew up with man. I know below 0 I need a winter jacket, ~10C chilly, ~20C is shorts weather, ~30C is hot, >40C is death. Perfectly practical everyday estimations.

For me the only advantage of F is you can say it’s 69F out and bake things at 420F.