Excuse me, that’s Doctor Wife. She didn’t spend all that time, effort, and money going through medical school to not have her title used to give weight to her idiot husband’s stupid statements.

Scotch Bonnet sure sounds like a novelty strawberry cultivar with a whimsical name.

I remember a surgeon commenting that sometimes muscles and tendons can be in different places or even outright missing in individuals. That must make surgery fun.

The (not) technical term for that is “gleeking”.

I hope you thanked him. Those screws, like all hard drive screws you take your eyes off of for more than thirty seconds, would have vanished forever otherwise.

Sadly the nearest L&L location looks to be multiple states away. I’d love a quality Hawaiian place. The place I was talking about is alright, but their entrées aren’t anywhere near as good as their sides.

A Hawaiian fast food place opened near me last year and teriyaki spam musubi is one of the most addicting things I’ve ever tried. I’d eat there all the time if they didn’t charge nearly four bucks per tiny sushi roll.

“This is my whole thing!”

“Sorry boss, but I thought maybe your ‘thing’ could be ‘getting away with it’ this time.”

Painball.

He knew his father was Anakin Skywalker. He didn’t know that Anakin was a Jedi until Obi Wan told him in A New Hope (his uncle lied and said he was a freighter pilot or something), and didn’t know Anakin and Darth Vader were the same person until the end of The Empire Strikes Back (because they weren’t the same person until the writers decided on that twist while making that movie).

Leia being his sister was a similar twist pulled out of their asses while writing the third movie, in the hopes of recreating the “I am your father” hype.

He’s lived long enough that it’s surprising there isn’t a conspiracy theory that he’s been replaced with an AI replica. You know, a sim phony.

Just launch Walter Dornez at them. At some point it becomes basically the same thing.

I could never get the timing down on the dueling minigame. Chain shot is risk-free (and cost-free since dueling risks your crew), plus the dueling minigame gets harder as your character gets older but your sailing muscle memory remains reliable forever.

In Sid Meier’s Pirates! it was the objectively correct choice 99% of the time. Even a tiny ship could take out a ship of the line with a few well-placed chain shot barrages, and ships would pretty much always surrender the instant they lost their mast.

I think the story battles were an exception to the instant surrender rule, but without their sails you could switch to grape shot and pepper their helpless vessel until they had no crew left, then board for an instant victory.

I miss that game. I should redownload it and see how it holds up.

Sleipnir, is that you?

I don’t know if he qualifies as a celebrity, but Andy Dick has - deservedly - had the crap beaten out of him several times, been arrested, and (after way too many incidents to count) was finally registered as a sex offender.

There’s a mix of white and black beads. You just don’t see any black ones drop in the video because the last (first) line is all white.

Semtex, as per the meme.

There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Oh no, not again!

But seriously, was there a Parasite Eve reboot I missed or something?