Then why the fuck is there a report button?

I was banned for reporting trolls. They called it “abuse of the report button.”

I’m sorry, does that fucking hat say “Trump 2028”

I sort of have this… but its not supernatural.

It’s just my autistic quirk of adopting personality traits of people around me… I’ve heard it called Chameleoning

The fuck is a sophont

Sims 4 has a cartoonishly large amount of DLCs, it’s like over a thousand dollars for the complete experience now

I reported some edgelords for being rude and disrespectful, apparently that was “Abuse of the Report Button” which has always been “Against the Reddit TOS”, even though and I pointed out that the Reddit TOS that they linked me doesn’t say shit about it not being allowed to report someone for being a jackass, hell it didn’t even say I couldn’t report someone just because I didn’t like them.

They didn’t even bother rejecting my appeal, they didn’t even answer it

I know this group of atheists, like they don’t believe in a soul or anything, who call themselves Otherkin.

How does that even fucking work when you don’t believe in a spiritual element?

I can’t wait till brain uploads are a thing, I’ll be a spooky spirit haunting the machinery, and when I’m done hacking into the banks I’ll buy a thrist-trap robotic catgirl body.

Transcend flesh!

I’ll be a Clanker 4 eternal life while your bio-matter continues to expire.

I wish my reddit ban was only three days long, it was permanent. sigh I miss niche subreddits

Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Christian Extremists behaved as though they actually believed in God

I’m already on drugs. Flouxetene Risperdone and Methelphenadyte

Oh, I wish I could fix them…

Ya know I was watching one of those Atheist Debunk Christians Youtube shows and God, that was a mistake.

I hate them, not because I’m a Christian or anything like that. I’d like to believe in God, an all-loving, all-knowing power of the universe looking out for me, trying to keep me on the right path, and plans on rewarding me with eternal life in Paradise. That all sounds really good, but first the guy has to be real, and since he isn’t he can’t. Unless he is and I don’t know it, Stranger Things have happened, you can go onto Netflix and see em.

But because so many of these Atheists think that they’re the smartest fucking people in the world, and they’re not afraid of acting like it. As if all there was to the scientific method was running into Church, seeing the statue of Jesus on the Cross, and yelling “FAKE!”

Usually if they’re talking about something that isn’t the Bible, they can get a lot right. If they are talking about the Bible, it’s more hit or miss. I find a lot of the time they cite passages without really understanding their historical or allegorical context. Like one guy claimed the whole bible could be debunked because the Old Testament claims that a bat is a bird. When looking at the context will tell you that the passage was translated from a text that didn’t have a word for “bird”, and instead meant something like “flying creature”

Most embarrassing fucking thing I’d ever seen. Keep in mind, I don’t believe in the Bible, you can agree with someone’s point (The Bible’s myths are likely works of fiction), without agreeing with how they got there (It says bats are birds, at a time when the word bird didn’t fucking exist)

Now I’m not saying the Bible is true, it’s a really old fucking text that can be hard to decipher when you actually believe in that shit. I’m saying it’s easy to be lazy.

So this guy was debunking this dude who claimed to have the highest IQ ever recorded, and his main arguments were that the dude believed in God and wasn’t rich. He kept going on and on about how having a high IQ is just the key to immediate success and how everyone who’s ever been smart has been intelligent. Even repeated the myth of Bill Gates being a self-made man (lol no) and just kept going on and on about how nothing stops smart people from getting rich.

I’m smart myself, but I’m poor, I’ve been weighed down by disability, lack of opportunity, living in a rural area, etc.

One of my best friends is a doctor of mathematics, he’s firmly middle class and has issues with finances all the fucking time.

Tons of people are smart, but that doesn’t automatically translate to wealth. I had to ponder what kind of shit this guy was on, maybe he was one of those dudebros who was rich himself and just assumed hard work did that? Maybe he wasn’t smart but was envious of smart people? Dunno

Now did the guy he was doing a video ever recorded have the highest IQ ever recorded? To be honest I’m not sure, I’d guess not because sources are flaky, they exist, but they’re a little sus. So gun to my head, I’d say now. But what I do know is that his wealth and belief in God were not valid reasons for doubting his IQ.

Now there were other things, like how the guy talked in word salad, was wrong about basic science facts, and looked up to Trump. Those were moreso valid reasons for doubting his IQ, but then again not really since Dr. Ben Carson has a high IQ, and he talks in word salads, is wrong about basic science facts, and looks up to Trump.

Isn’t IQ more a measure of how fast you take in information, not what information you know? Anyways…

My point is, reality sucks and if I know one thing it’s that no matter what card you’re dealt, you’re going to be in a situation where you are without power and can do nothing, yet will be blamed for it regardless. Because none of us want to deal with the reality that everything is fucked, and there’s little we can do about it. So we lie and say the victim must somehow be at fault.

There are no heroes, there are only villains and their victims.

Don’t ask me what I’m doing to save the world. The world is beyond saving.

The only problems I have can be solved by mentally erasing my cringiest memories, leaving my purple state for a blue one, and making more money. The second can’t be done because the third isn’t being done.

I find my therapy actually had a negative effect on my happiness, with sanity I see how things really are.

They suck

Uhh yeah there’s a camera there now, and literally my local grocery store of choice, Food Lion, fucking shows you your ass on its display screen. Which is basically saying “Fucking do it mother fucker, we dare you, we double dog dare you.”

This is what I tell my boyfriend anytime there’s a line at the cash register but not self-check out

Sadly that scans, apparently Reddit is one of the hardest websites to do a ban evade on because it does so many checks. If it gets the slightest whiff of something pertaining to a banned account, they ban you and increase the amount of checks they do.

Not surprised they have false positives.

Like I said, I never got a rejection, they just straight up did not answer my appeal.

I couldn’t even get them to respond to appeals, so I just deleted the fucking account

I had to manually delete my account when I got banned