Angry upvote. I’ve been holding onto the interpretation that Santa was an asshole for knowing nasty shit was going down under his nose, but not doing anything about it until there was something in it for him.
So I’d like to add to the chorus of those who appreciate this wholesome take.
(Santa’s still a cunt though 😜 )
No brainer. Restart at 6 years old. Time is priceless.