“Excuse me, it’s ‘list of color’.”

“Or die at home from a curable illness.”

not in a racist way, I swear, more of a “race realism” sort of way

Translated: “I am telling myself black people are actually like this so I don’t have to feel bad.”

What a dickwad.

Mostly the hookers.

My front page is just flooded with porn. I want the option to view NSFW subs, but not have them shoved in my goddamn face.

“They’ll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!”

I like Doctor Who’s view on humans. We’re really nothing special, compared to other species out there. The Doctor just hangs around them because “I just think they’re neat!”