Brown rice

Mystery boxes teach them to gamble

But. The tubes!

Eating that nonsense only prolongs the “I shit in my pants” years.

And dude has three elbows.

I did look up the Big Arch and it’s hilarious that every little article tells you that there are “two, quarter pound patties (that’s one half pound!)”

I think i swallowed some of the juice!

Also, where video?

I dunno. My doctor recommended Chesterfields. I think I’ll stay with that.

Redacted

Right?

The hokey pokey

Government cancer?

That’s pretty cool

You forgot the Trump slam.

Letterman?

Hate symbols from another country even.

Other guys > Wait. What?

Can we pay them to shovel?

Yikes. Classic

Higher than you, dude

Also not viral