Just the army

80% of the time apparently

Thinly sliced roadside sun dried leg of pitbull?

Pressured to not throw away their vote maybe.

I’ve been there since Clinton ruined Arsenio. Y’all have some reality checking to do.

Lies! No one can afford anything ever!

Are millennials familiar with VHS?

Source? Guys don’t think that. Ever.

Chads maybe. But not normies.

He knows how you like it.

Lunch beers?

I enjoy being in the office with my co-workers. We have lots of fun together.

I’m pretty sure that dude has nothing below the eyebrows

Shouldn’t it be, “Think differently.” since it’s an adjective?

Then five minutes later, “The sandwich is no longer on the table. You may smell the wrapper.”

Reddit be cray

Lol. Bold ass mf

You didn’t report the unattended luggage?

You’re finally awake

Umm. If your weeny looks like that you need to see a doctor ASAP

Ohhhh. Thanks