PrimeErective

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Why would you want whirled peas?

Eagle River?!

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

I really want to see statue of Tjentište

I am from Bosnia, take me to Herzegovina

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

Looks more like a laundry detergent bottle

Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil

Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?

That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

I think since it’s in quotes, they mean the kind where it’s not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Old mean Ed Gein

Were you stung as a child?