More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Old mean Ed Gein

Were you stung as a child?

I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

Huun Huur Tu is from Tuva, not Tibet

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

Must be wunderbar

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

Man this is good

I always felt this should be the rubric for how long to have your turn signal on, too. Then it scales with speed!

Sweet dreams are made of deez

Aeiou aeiou aeiou

Pi r not square. Pi r round. Cornbread r square

There’s one feature Boost has that I really miss when I try to switch, which is that it will save your position in the comments of a post. So like if you scroll down halfway and then leave the comments and come back, you are still in the same spot. Every other client I’ve tried doesn’t have that feature and it’s kinda a deal breaker for me

It says if you can read the sign, you’re in range. It’s an anomaly, after all.

That’s rash city, Jake, rash city!