It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

That hole has served us greatly

Btw this is a parody account

When I lived in a small town, it was a bunch of ready crusty ass neighborhoods, some creepy meth houses, and no trees for blocks.

I’d ride my bike to the gym so I could run on the treadmill because it was gnarly outside.

Haha I never seen that one.

Ive seen the dog one.

Man you are really sucking the financial industry dick

You get a kickback for defending big banks?

Your bank isn’t a fan of them either

Fortunately there’s THOUSANDS of banks and Credit unions.

Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

If you forget about Lemmy, straight to jail. No question.

When I was a kid, I used to play video games while jumping around. I’d stand in front of the TV, bounce around, play Mario, run in circles. My parents didn’t care.

At some point, society said that was weird, and I had a gaming chair?

Watching myself balloon (and already using a standing desk for work) went back to standing while playing video games. I enjoy it!

Eww gross but moving around can lead to death I watched a YouTube video on that. I’m not falling for that

Whenever I see those “All the companies that use us” banner, I shrug.

If I was a scammer, why wouldn’t I include a dozen companies?

Reminds me of the people who buy a expensive graphics card but use a cheap office monitor. Which is me.

Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.

Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.

If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.

Arm the other toddlers.

That’s what Larry did on Curb!

His hat pushed society away and he loved it.

I mean that’s probably what happened but you can’t get insta likes without a wacky ass story

I volunteered at a summer camp in college and we had a $30 budget to feed 15 kids + 1.

I bought four Little Caesars $5 dollar pizzas, some dollar store big sodas, and had enough money for big bags of chips.

We made it work! 😭

I’ve seen it a total of four times in two days (this is number 4) and it feels like “fetch”.

It’s wild that hundreds of years ago, high society women would wake up to put on makeup. They’d literally never be seen without it. Waking up at crack ass morning, wear makeup, then make breakfast.

My wife and I went for a walk and she didn’t even wear a bra.

Life is great.