Man you are really sucking the financial industry dick

You get a kickback for defending big banks?

Your bank isn’t a fan of them either

Fortunately there’s THOUSANDS of banks and Credit unions.

Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

If you forget about Lemmy, straight to jail. No question.

When I was a kid, I used to play video games while jumping around. I’d stand in front of the TV, bounce around, play Mario, run in circles. My parents didn’t care.

At some point, society said that was weird, and I had a gaming chair?

Watching myself balloon (and already using a standing desk for work) went back to standing while playing video games. I enjoy it!

Eww gross but moving around can lead to death I watched a YouTube video on that. I’m not falling for that

Whenever I see those “All the companies that use us” banner, I shrug.

If I was a scammer, why wouldn’t I include a dozen companies?

Reminds me of the people who buy a expensive graphics card but use a cheap office monitor. Which is me.

Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.

Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.

If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.

Arm the other toddlers.

That’s what Larry did on Curb!

His hat pushed society away and he loved it.

I mean that’s probably what happened but you can’t get insta likes without a wacky ass story

I volunteered at a summer camp in college and we had a $30 budget to feed 15 kids + 1.

I bought four Little Caesars $5 dollar pizzas, some dollar store big sodas, and had enough money for big bags of chips.

We made it work! 😭

I’ve seen it a total of four times in two days (this is number 4) and it feels like “fetch”.

It’s wild that hundreds of years ago, high society women would wake up to put on makeup. They’d literally never be seen without it. Waking up at crack ass morning, wear makeup, then make breakfast.

My wife and I went for a walk and she didn’t even wear a bra.

Life is great.

I kinda want this on a shirt but I’m afraid the wrong people will give me high fives.

It just randomly appears on the news feed. Out of curiosity, I went deeper and lol’d.

Your comment actually made me wonder if the Lemmy community’s vegan/vegetarian communities are better, and I need to look it up!

The reddit ones seem very hostile when I tried to participate as a person who eats meat but mostly has a vegetarian diet (and my wife is fully vegetarian)

The moment Musk fired engineers, I removed my account. Then I watched Twitter integration fail for a few applications Ive worked on, and removed that login/access.

From there, I watched multiple services fail. Ive watched spam bots take over. I watched drama after drama, Musk demanding weird choices like his tweets get priority.

It’s such a mess.

I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.