I keep all my money in my mattress. All of the $52.

Should have just put up a sign for cat soup and silently point at it for anyone who still ask.

Even better, they have lava!

I’m not, I’m just Ms. Rubble.

Yes, reply by shoving a note out the mail box.

Is bussin’ related to bussy?

She went to the HD remaster salon to make more foot money.

I’m Ron Burgundy?

I mean, for being a whatever that is, she’s pretty attractive.

The trick is to change your preferences. Mmmmm, salad and air.

Sure, Mr. Penguin, come right in. Can I offer you a… fish?

Sounds like a storage medium issue. Bit rot.

Do they have a native Linux app or are they saying you should switch devices? If they’re telling you to switch to the phone that would be the first time I’ve ever seen that ever, it’s absolutely ridiculous and they can go fuck themselves lol.

Wait, what? We’re talking about Reddit trying to force you to use their app instead of a browser. That’s on mobile. Are you saying your experience on a desktop is that Reddit is telling you to use their app instead of the browser, on the desktop?

Also, you have to be a madman to even try regular Reddit instead of old.reddit on the desktop.

I don’t know what you’re using but request desktop version in Firefox on Android works fine. Tried it just now.

Serves him right. Fifa playing asshole.

/s

Ikea has several things that last. My desk is 20 years old and still solid as a tank, I have a shelf and two small tables that are 30 years old, my mom had a bookshelf that was over 30 years and in good shape when she sold it. You just have to avoid the flimsy crap.

But it would take me a couple of hours to figure that out.

He should have kept his pole in a vault during competition.

You can do that if they were in need of a polish. It’s just a bit difficult to aim directly into the wallet when they’re done.