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I packed my underwear into my carry-on trolley for the glory of the empire!

Aaaah so he put his handson Chris Rock because he had a twosome with his wife but Will wanted a threesome?

Ooh that was a good one

Well all the other fascists run to the USA… where is he going to run to to escape prosecution?

He is trying his bestest to look tough but it just looks like he is using a walker

Snakes on a plane in the ass

Yeah, I should have said: didn’t have a bathroom or any taste whatsoever

Looks like a shady AirBnb where the host didn’t have a bathroom, but did have a spare basement storage space and a cow rug that was too ugly to put anywhere else and simply didn’t give a shit.

Say, chaps, would any of you be interested in setting up the Furnitureporn community? I think it will be a smashing success!