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Top 10 worst coups? What was the worst one?
Top 10 worst coups? What was the worst one?
If I fill a steel thermos with water and put it in the fridge, the water still doesn’t dry out even after months. I don’t know what that proves but I bet scientists will figure it out. I’ll be awaiting my Nobel Prize.
After seeing last night’s debate, we’re doomed. I’m going to stockpile weed and hope we get a 2028 election. Also I’m not cumming in any vaginas since they’re being as bigoted about abortions as ever. Ass is fine.
I’m going to put in my request for that day off now. That way if they try to tell me 4.5 billion years from now that I didn’t put in my request soon enough, I’m fucking done.
It’s still iffy on if they’re going to give me the day of the 2038 bug off. I requested off for January 19th 2038 in 2017. Fucking enshitification.
More states are banning porn. Anyone that doesn’t already have a locally hosted ai porn generator is just asking for blue balls at this point.
I wonder what would happen if you tried to run a soundblaster 16 on Linux. Would it work and how shitty would the sound quality be?
Is it true that you can talk to women? I’ve never tried it before and I’m 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I’ve never been outside.
What about credit card statements showing purchase history from a dispensary, smartphone location data of him going to said dispensary, Google account search history of searching for “dispensary near me” and ai facial recognition - assisted cctv footage of him buying it? I’m pretty sure the government can get that stuff fairly easily.
Tomorrow the headlines are going to be “House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space”.
Some shitposts write themselves. Putting a train on the moon sure is an expensive shitpost but I’m glad we’re generating a lot of value for the shareholders.
Popularize this fashion until everyone’s doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I’m putting fried chicken in mine.
I can’t be antisemitic/racist/etc because to save time, I only scroll through Bumble while I’m taking a shit. And they say romance is dead.
Nothing says land of the free like porn being illegal in half the states.
The backrooms is just what elevator deniers think happens when you get in an elevator.
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Metric speeds are stupid tho. Is 55kph fast or slow? Who tf knows. Meters, liters, celsius and grams are all chad units though.
But corn is a vegetable and vegetables are good for you.
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don’t have a cock or balls.
This looks like an impeccably good idea. I’m sure nothing can go wrong.