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Cake day: August 29th, 2024

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  • Pretty sure the smart folks waited till they could provide for their kid well before finding out they couldn’t even have any. Implying that even if they did that kid would have been outnumbered by the mass breeding of fuckwits who’s only objective in life was rawdoggin after a good time.

    It actually feels crazy that I know dudes who emulate the idiots from the beginning montage almost exactly. They didn’t used to be that way, it ramped up the last couple years







  • Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

    One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.