But you can do without the shit tons of sugar in Gatorade.
But you can do without the shit tons of sugar in Gatorade.
I’m buying a ton of Disney stuff right now to throw on the bonfire tonight.
I knew what this was before clicking.
I think his joke is that you don’t live on top of the mountain either, therefore you’re also a tourist.
You must be white.
Not a single one. I just set my grandmother up on the internet and wouldn’t let her on the laptop until she’d listened to this full album.
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
My dog’s so catholic Jesus even manifested on his ass
Heaven is sleeping armadillos?
Well I don’t have time for that. Please use Google. I have things to do.
They’ve got strong DRM (Divine Rights Management)
How would they even know unless the ones doing the colour-blindness study are part of the 3%
And the only thing to break the cycle is that one day you’ll die.
What an unbelievably shitty society we’ve built. We could set it up to work any way we wanted, and this is what we settled on.
The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend
Cannot comprehend miles? Yeah, use a measurement system that makes sense!
First you said you didn’t want to receive “pro vaccine propaganda” and now you’re saying parents need to be given information about vaccines.
It’s not every day I can impress a woman with my glow-in-the-dark ankylosaurus!
Why would anyone do that? That sounds ridiculous.
So no, its not relatable to me at all.
… What?
Unforeseen? Or unforeskin?
Because eventually some dickhead like Huffman or Musk will get control and see nothing but dollar signs and completely ruin everything.