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I sometimes use ‘lmao’ as punctuation and I don’t know if I hate that or not

Everyone hated this. Incredible.

Meow

Meow

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Meooow

She does not meet the conditions for Death of the Author to apply, unless you know something I don’t

Well, it’s a pickup line. Because it’s a spell that lifts things… It picks them up!

It’s not sneaky, most would happily tell you it’s a combination of that plus not wasting food for the few people who would normally meander out at the crack of noon

So there’s lots of good advice here for actually solving the problem, but I’m going to propose the alternative:

This is unironically the current state of the ISS, and maybe it’s worth it to let art imitate real life in this case, at least until it deorbits next(?) year.

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

Even if it’s obvious, it’s still important to say

Our sonic ran out of toys for their wacky packs this week. Also lettuce, onion rings, pretzels, and limes.

I’m assuming they’re having a major supply chain problem.

Meanwhile, Star Trek is right on schedule for the Bell Riots and WW3. So we’ve got that going for us. Which is nice.

They pump it full of sucrolose or similar so it tastes super sweet

This is how field service jobs are written in my experience, yes.

It’s got such classic lines, and black is always the new black

Cigarette prices didn’t really budge with inflation unlike food, rent, etc

I am almost certain that the hips and tiddies can’t come from self-reflecting harder.

Only if they’ve failed to drink their verification cans.

Let them fight