The patio where I keep my weed smoking girl friends.
I’m bad at commas. The run-on sentence that is my existence does not lend itself naturally to such measured restraint.
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Could we come to some sort of sitewide agreement to keep the toilet humour memes on c/shitpost?
(or just pick a communiy for it idc as long as it’s not throughout every gd meme /c we’ve got)
You need significantly more speed if you want to do that and not live to suffer the consequences.
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memes@lemmy.world•No no no, say that again being ugly and overweight
3·4 days agoI remember all the things I’ve ignored that other people said that I should acted on
Aye, this haunts me too.
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memes@lemmy.world•No no no, say that again being ugly and overweight
4·4 days agoMy last bastion of misplaced hope in our species goes to pointing obvious things out to people, in the vain hope they’ll understand and stop being stupid.
It’s like positive nihilism, just productive misanthropy? Lmao, idk, It’s basically just pointless coping mechanisms at this point.
Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!

(Not my work, I just think it’s cool)
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memes@lemmy.world•No no no, say that again being ugly and overweight
221·4 days agoIt’s fucking embarrassing how gullible and fueled by hate the majority of our species is.
If it’s not women, it’s immigrants, race, gender or disability- and you all fucking lap it up like dogs on special diets, incapable of understanding you’re being fed this way by your billionaire owners for a reason.
Stop falling for this shit, it’s manufactured to divide the people and distract you from who you should be pissed at.

Did someone call for a nuke?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Few adult men are killed by adult women.
31·5 days agoCall out the men in your life who act shitty.
Yes, of course. You’re so special and woke and this is such wonderful resistance you’re doing! Everybody needs to listen to your miserable bitching about how awful you know everyone really is, and if they don’t then it’s fascism.
Lmao, seriously are you like bpd or something? This is such attention seeking woe is me bullshit you’re pulling here, it’s really gross to watch.
Cartoon wise, I strongly recommend the netflix adaptation of She-Ra And The Princesses Of Power.
Babylon 5 and Farscape for live action, they’ve not bern mentioned yet either, I don’t think.
The Newsroom climate interview is something that, despite being from a fictional show, I have made a lot of people watch for how fucking accurate it is.
Are you in a lot of pain or in withdrawel or something? I’m struggling to understand where all this self victimising vitriol is coming from otherwise.
Yes, being disabled sucks, yes most people also suck, and everything is also fucking awful everywhere most of the time, and that sucks too.
But this is a comment section under a lighthearted post about moving furniture, so there’s obviously something else going on that has you so upset.
There is more?! Thank you for linking this!
If you want to be included by people, try to be less of a dick.
This isn’t me talking about the wider disabled community, of which I am part of, when I say this btw, this is me talking to you.
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With that beautiful writing style? This prose would be lost on film.
Honestly, I thought this was an excerpt from some modern classic usamerican novel. I was fully expecting to find this comment section full of references and people talking about the book.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Ray bradbury's "there will come soft rains" was set for today's date.
16·9 days agoI wonder where the house was sourcing all the eggs, bacon and toast, the breakfasts were huge.


Babe, you have a moon.