Nah you’re good; I’m just Mandela Effecting people

You should repost versions of this in different communities with the I and E swapped just to fuck with people

Edit: wait a sec was it already like that? I could’ve sworn it was the other way around when I left this comment.

We live in a society, am I right?

I agree with your comment.

salad mixing bowl full of half rice chex half cocoa pebbles with two bananas sliced up in it

I do agree with the main point of your post; however, I feel that your reasoning is backwards.

Big blockbusters give the masses a dose of placebo. You see a movie where people who hold your values win, so you feel like it happened in real life, so you’re less likely to make it happen in real life.

So I’m not spoiling this movie, look at the MCU instead: They defeated Thanos and stopped half the world’s population from disappearing, and then we failed to properly fight COVID and Donald Trump gained power.

Now, I know correlation doesn’t equal causation, and that there were other factors at play, but I also know that when you perceive the image of something, it activates the same neurons as actually seeing that thing - when you watch The Notebook or Armageddon, you feel the emotions of the characters in the film, and you cry.

That, combined with the other psychological tactics that we are constantly being bombarded with, make it difficult for us to navigate the world with a clear head. When you feel like you’re winning, why would you fight?

And also, a TON of people are straight apathetic, and a lot more are just plain-old stupid. And there are dozens or hundreds of other factors such as personality of the audience, socioeconomics, religious beliefs, etc… that come into play here as well. It’s not quite as cut-and-dry as “monkey see, monkey feels as though it has done,” but that does play a large factor in it.

I typed all this but didn’t proofread any of it, so I hope it makes sense. I’m sleepy.

No, but Jason Bourne notices things reflexively. The last line, though stated as serious, should not be taken seriously. You should only steal from large corporations- never individuals. Only monsters steal from individuals.

What’re you, casing the joint or somethin’?

Jason Bourne over here identifying everything in your bag every time you turn your back just in case he needs to call someone in the government and antagonize them for a few minutes.

What’s your next move - take the strap off the bag and use it to tie yourself to the bottom of the train so a bald guy can’t find you?

Seriously, though, you should steal that shit.

Yeah but the only thing it can hold is gravel and grit. No gravy, no chocolate milk- it all runs out the crack.

Yup yup

It tasting like pork would be an indication that op is eating human flesh harvested from the new ICE facility that just opened in Florida. Pretty sure that’s the joke they were going for.

I have a mental image of you in a basement sweatshop in Philadelphia- the air is full of smoke and there’s a constant barrage of German speeches and gunfire being played over the loudspeaker, broken only by the occasional steam whistle. You take a longing glance out the window, wishing you were on one of the higher floors so you could jump. And there is it.

Pinecone.

Uwo’s Lab made one on this stream, as well as some other items:

https://youtu.be/Lg7EVgLI2vk

Bit soup

Very nice

Nice thought, but those are belles

This guy’s always doin’ things

“Big deal- I also have a small cock.”

No wait I wanna change it to “I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me”

1. I hate you

2. I’m from Kentucky!

3. Fuck you I looked again

I was lying to protect the innocent.