My dearest friend for the past 25 years became a drug addict. She died of an OD on Saturday. Left two young children with no parents. (Dad left years ago). I witnessed her spiral into addiction and destruction over the past 2 years. I couldn’t stop it. I tried.
If you want to become an addicted to something, please try masturbation or video games.
There’s a conspiracy that he had help making ends meet, in the form of a little green alien friend/slave.
Coffee x15
Brb. Gonna make a “blue wave.”
Consider this: A person has their iPhone battery replaced with a cheap Chinese 3rd party battery. A month later, the battery catches fire, injuring the person. Which headline do you honestly believe will run:
Apple iPhone catches fire, injures owner.
Unauthorized replacement iPhone battery catches fire, injures owner.
I didn’t even see this one. A friend sent me the pic I posted. My mistake, I’ll delete mine.
0, 360, One, X, S…
This guy would totally say something like “I would comment upon your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.” And then ride off on his motorcycle before you could respond.
Trent Reznor was right!
Where do we go, where do we go now?
“Are we blind?! Deploy the garrison!”
Hard is the mode on which I play.
I don’t see the appeal of cuck porn or incest porn. But that’s mostly what the internet seems to into lately.
Don’t make me break out my 1980’s memes.
Or do we die, despite non-realized living versions of ourselves?
Thick thighs save lives.
Not pictured but relevant: the lever controls a mechanism which exposes a switch to a subatomic particle- the switch is triggered depending upon the state of the particle, and will release a poison into a sealed box containing a cat. Depending upon the status of the cat (alive or dead), Sisyphus’s boulder will be diverted.