Unfortunately it’s the political landscape these days.

Exactly. Grew up Christian and it convinced me to be agnostic. Even then, I still would never add religious beliefs to the teaching of children early in life, when they clearly lack intelligent decision making skills.

Adam’s ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam's_ale

I remember discussing this in private school, I suggested its possible use was for portable masturbation on long trips lol.

The Last Man on Earth? lol

Amen, and love the username lol

Amen.

Buttspiders guy nailed it. Sorry my phobia rubbed you wrong.

Plus, I really hate the idea of my cheeks touching the screen… because then after the call I end up having to clean the screen off. Damned OCD.

Edit: Jfc lol was downvoted for sharing my phobia, stay classy Lemmy

They do not, this song is more used to get employees to quit.

Good thing I have getting used to it

Oh you definitely get used to it, you just randomly start hearing what you think is an old pay phone.

Is that you, Bobby Hill?

When you think about it, it makes sense if you imagine spez was dropped on his head a lot as a child.

Don’t forget the lead and steel.

Jokes on me, my house still has some lead pipes

fix’d that for you.

Not to mention, Elon has a flatter front than a Ken doll.

Here you go, whipped this together as I hate the original:

That also, I’ve never received so many stares. Like I was a vampire from Twilight, sparkling in the sun, or had a huge booger in my nose.

It’s unfortunate that it also requires you to live within shooting range of North Korea and China. Because Japan is a nice vacation spot.

What a seriously depressing thing to hear, but I can’t say it’s surprising anymore.