Like hell they aren’t. They’re the most protected class.

I assumed a vampire anime.

HAPP EN

If you can help it - sign up for nothing with a direct bank withdrawal or debit card. Use a credit card, because it puts an important barrier between you and your purchases. It’s way easier to get help with stuff for credit cards, and it’s easier to cancel than getting a new bank account. Bonus: charge backs punish these assholes.

Oh shit, it’s almost like a lot of other vaccines, like the flu vaccine. You’ve uncovered a big government secret! The Immuminati will be by to give you a gold star tonight.

This is me at my guitar lesson. I promise I’m trash, but I’m not the level of trash I seem to be when my teacher is watching.

I would put money toward that. I had RIF for years, and would love something to make Lemmy feel a little more familiar.