I made fun of their very early reddit-type edgelord memes and they banned my ass too

I’m baja blasting my colon apart with rubber tubing and the taco bell employees are NOT thrilled with my behavior

I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read

MmmmEEEEE FLAVORED WATER, 13 CENTS!!

We are part of an exclusive, limited-time-only club

This just in: all scientists are gay and im going to marry them

First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal

Listen up, buster, don’t you go trashing LSD just because you don’t like it. Many people, including myself, have had great experiences that, while different from mushrooms, were just as if not more profound while on LSD

We killed them and displaced the rest so damn fast that we forgot all the major slurs for them

Wasp couch wasp couch

I hope the pills were blue because they were viagra, because, even though I despise a lot of what the man has done, I will suck him off to completion for finally fucking dropping out.

The man is all center mass and he went for the smallest target: trumps brain

Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.

For some reason I get the feeling they mean the tv show.

Pretty much, yeah.

I’ve been screwing around with yacht.sh as an open source alternative. It’s aight.

It’s so weird being from Michigan and seeing meijer mentioned after it being just here for so long

I would have maybe made my dog wear it to make him look even more stupid than he does naturally for real clearance prices tbh

Damn 30% off and it’s still overpriced

Bout to release a steaming new stink mix with my homie clox