My favorite joke about this is:

I’ve never in my adult life crapped my pants. But I pack like I’m going to crap my pants multiple times a day every day.

Y’know, I thought it was something like that when I was coming up on it. I was surprised when I found what it really was.

…by gosh.

Out them, shame them. (Of course they probably don’t have any shame, but still…) Who are you referring to?