maybe he’s a duck celebrity
carry 50 pound bags of dog food like a hat, you almost don’t notice it.
wheres the tongue viagra at?
both of these words are noun and verb. should i SMS a raw audio clip? should i extract a portion of ASCII?
then you remember they required a family of D batteries and lasted 2 hours tops. meanwhile my phone can connect to several speaker and headphone sets and deliver astonishing quality compared to tapes, while barely moving the battery meter.
there needs to be a crowd sourced product review and maintenance website that can see trends of enshittification.
they say its physically impossible to be depressed while singing.
apply to lower jobs without most of your resume.
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
this is the future of self driving cars. keep a black light as every day carry.
when everything is an eye catcher, nothing is an eye catcher.
and a new multi-level-marketing sex-cult crypto coin was born. this begins the end of the 2 thousand year Patriarchy, bringing us back to the ancient temples of prostitution that preceeded it.
chicken soup for the soul
bonheur
remember that boner is just french for happiness.
and then Wham!