The moment we’ve al bean waiting for!

Dont be Shy Hulud!

All I know is he didn’t kill himself

Great question!! Ok a rough estimate is the best I can do. As everything is bigger in Texas, I will take a relatively big deer for reference. As you will understand, I must compare area with area, so here goes:

Taking a BigMac as a reference and assuming a patty diameter of 10.4cm Source. This would lead to an area of 84.95cm2.

A bigger deer skin could be 150x139 cm Source. On the one hand this is an overestimation because those are the maximum measures and it’s not perfectly square, but on the other hand we’re not taking certain area’s such as the hooves and head into account. The area comes to 20850cm2.

So one deer is, in terms of area, as big as 245,4 hamburgers.

Again, I hope this helps.

According to google, a deer has a height between 0.85 to 1.5 metres. According to the Texas Almanac, the Lone Star State extends 801 straight-line miles (from north to south). This equates to 1289084,54 metres.

Taking this into account, a deer is between 0,00000066 and 0,0000012 Texas.

I hope this helps.

Strong attraction to the central bulge

the andromedan mind cannot comprehend this

Anakin, you were my STEPbrother!

I feel this comes dangerously close to manspleening.

You’re the perfect portrait of sportsmanship

I’ts getting harder and harder to mirror your punniness

Thank you for zooming in on my negativity. I will reflect on it in my (dark) room tonight.

Get a grip, Dagwood!

Although, looking through a more self-compassionate lens, we all fail sometimes. I can certainly picture myself doing so.

I shutter at the thought of not being able to come up with a pun

I heard if you say that phrase in front of a mirror three times in a row, all the Lemmy servers go down all at once

Hey, if it works for you go for it. Just don’t do it around kids. Or non-consenting adults, now that I’m thinking about it.

Damn. I keep being surprised by how many people take stuff online way too seriously. Good meme, you get my seal of approval

I am loving this

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OP is a good boy/girl