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Dude looks like he was animated by Pixar.

I have the complete shell of that pirate ship and the body is still very strong. All the brown accessories however (muskets, barrels, etc) turned to dust long ago.

This looks like the discount and out of season pile at the back of the store. Note the Halloween decorations in the background.

The top isn’t even the real inner boot. You’ll note OP has a weird panel screwed into theirs. Here is an image with both sets:

Here is the bottom of the moon-boot:

Terrific username for posting cloaca facts

If you don’t have a cloaca you can’t use birds

Roll for initiative

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

Yah ok but not cute is not the same as unsettling

I absolutely hate the idea of AI replacing working artists, but the meme possibilities are incredible

Go post a Xanga about it

Yeah if you were a n3wb bitxh and not a 1337 h4x0r like me.

The internet was better 25-30 years ago. No rose glasses needed. It was the wild west, and now we’re just hopping from walled garden to walled garden.

For likes, subs, your personal data, or advertising eyeball time?

I just said medically advisable, I fully support your right to eat as many meatball subs as you feel is right for you.

Eat one meatball sub and you’re fine.

Eat 20 meatball subs a day, 5 days a week, for your entire professional career? Not medically advisable.

I’m using abnormous from here on out

I understand better to the left so this was 90° off for me

I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!

A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.

My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.