Get a load of this guy, not mutating like the rest of us

How do you eat and poop?

Oh my god, “both sides same” crew were right all along.

The straight to video sequel: Bonespurs Mountain

Makes me extra intrigued about what’s going on in the Department of War building now.

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

You can be whatever age you want online.

Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.

I think we can keep them in sentences together, just don’t allow them to be in a room together.

TIL a double espresso is deadly

Eh, everyone does it, why not throw the known slavers some cash?

Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.

It’s okay to be confused when a bad dude asks for a tongue kiss.

The real question is: how did the receptionist file the ticket?

Once again, Sweden’s good PR helps them dodge a shot.

Technically you could use any beans for your coffee. The purists might not agree with the name, but be as free as you want to be.

That’s what you think, I suck the water straight out of green bean pods while still on the vine. Can’t get fresher than that…

Most fashionable mushroom I’ve ever seen.

Not really a shitpost when it’s just highlighting a very real form of open corruption in the USA…

I am enjoying the riceballs much more than the Presidential idiocy randomiser.