You mean because you’re in Dexy’s Midnight Runners?

These are certainly some of the posts on the internet.

Yeah, but they got Cricket in return.

I think something deep inside me is still angry about that film.

You shut your mouth - How can you say I go about things the wrong way?

I thought when they said “Wake Up!” they were actually saying “Be passive! The status quo is totally fine!”

Gmail addresses with and without a dot are actually identical. Mine has a dot but I also get emails without the dot.

I have this and the other people with my name give it as their own email address all the time, apparently not understanding that you don’t get the address just for existing.

Naw, they didn’t then either.

Don’t you know they can’t make you forget you’re the man

We know the game and we’re gonna play it

My mum used to have a lard jar that was a mix of concealed bacon fat and god knows what else. Not a fan.

Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

And there’s me just thinking the joke was that it turned him into anime.

The firm handshake worked great until I met an employer who was higher Dan in Judo than me.

Is this specifically relating to the difference between Victoria and Mississippi?

Victoria is that low cos they don’t fuck around when it comes to driving fines. The speed limit means limit, and they’re cracking down hard on drivers using phones.

Yum, Creme Brulee.

Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.