Given tech companies are downscaling and blackhat llms are now a thing, I clearly picked the wrong career path.

Oh no, not society as we know it!

Romans, obv.

Alec Guiness managed it - just saying!

The beaker people will have to pry my house from my cold dead hands.

Tools like this were never not getting out. Who will get hit first?

Where is your breakfast now?

Why is it a random picture of Will Ferrell though? Why are recent memes like this?

Actually the Avengers from Age Of Ultron is appropriate because they destroyed a country fighting an enemy of their own creation and expected everyone to congratulate them for it.

I figure you could always go out into the wilderness to die somewhere you won’t be snatched by an ambulance crew, though then you might get an air ambulance and then your family is extra fucked. Good chance of being shot for trespassing then though, which would solve so many problems.

Oh. Commiserations then.

Go to the doctor?

One of them is definitely an Aliens pulse rifle haha

I thought these were just called cum trees. Visited a town where they had a row of these outside the tourist information office, which definitely a whole mood.

Did anyone even think about this once while not reading news stories about it?

You will believe that a man born into wealth can become even richer.

It’s more cold war. Been like this for all my time.

The difference is that we used to stand behind the bully egging him on.

There should be a version where they’re brown and at the end they suddenly get bags put over their heads by Trump’s paramilitary.