The spelling breakdown when talking about the failing adapter is a wonderful accidental joke.

Those things are solid. It’ll be fine.

So desperate that you’ll wait 50 years?

Yes. Even £20,000 is liveable in London although if you really want to maximise your London experience you’ll want more than that.

But do you get paid for 8 hour days or 9 hour days?

8 to 5 is 9 hours. They don’t get to not pay you for your lunch break.

You’re supposed to get paid for that.

£7.99 for a stapler?!

Bowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list…

Forbidden fusilli

Nor watched Doctor Who

abolishment

*abolition

People move yo. It’s what we’ve always done and will always continue to do. Wherever things are shit, people will move to places where they are better.

Welcome to clickbait title school. This is your first lesson.

Memorial day sales.

America is Ferenginar.

It’s loss.

We don’t. Such a tool does not exist. Any attempt to cut already sliced bread into thinner slices will only ever result in a pile of crumbs and tears.

“own”

Are you aware that you get to make that choice and that women don’t?

But have you thought about challenging a man who does?

Because the solution to women getting assaulted is to make men think about their actions. The post wasn’t anymore divisive than the average black twitter meme. It was a simple tongue in cheek piece about how women have the impossible task of figuring out if a man is going to be their life partner or their rapist & murderer.