To add to your point, trauma pads exist to help mitigate this. Blunt force trauma is no joke.

P90, it’s Secret Service sponsored entrapment.

It’s the video for the song Virtual Insanity, so that tracks

What’s up mothafleckas

Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months

Eating both of those sounds pretty fucking metal

Judging by the Subway sign in the lower left, I’m thinking this is somewhere in China. The locations I’ve seen in Tokyo only have the name in English.

Pawns just can’t catch a break

They just can’t get enough

Enough to be covered in entrails, providing a nice segue to an encore performance of Shake It Off.

Bug? Knat? Am I seeing a similarity here?

Is full of eels

It’s like the terminally online equate their filling out a meme template to sculpting a Michaelangelo.

Armed lorax aiming at the thorax

For everyone

I’ve swapped my genderrrrrr!!!

Swiss German American maybe

Helps differentiate between other numbers that sound similar, like how four is both shi and yon

Don’t think you are, know you are, you piece of shit.

Believe it or not, you piece of shit, you’re still gonna burn! … You piece of shit.