Where can I get ranch flavored cig filters?

It’s media-friendly astrology

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who’ve never touched one. It’s a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

I block ads too but do you expect them to host one of the world’s largest collections of data just because?

Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered

Fuck that burger looks good

It’s not great. Definitely more than 1 star but I watched it the other day and couldn’t remember a thing about it until looking up the plot summary just now. It’s one of those movies that could be amazing if it stuck the landing but I personally don’t feel like it did. I voted for Obama twice so my opinion is not politically motivated.

What kind of cars do you buy that every one comes with a hydraulic jack?

God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.

I have a hard time seeing the left guy being inside.

Same for me. Everything on the list was stuff I already learned was bs so I went back a couple decades and it was the exact same list.

Bees?

Yes but unironically. My sense of humor should be accepted by the entire world.

Not that I have any room to throw stones in this glass house, but have you tried water?

Lemmy is my methadone. Not interesting enough to get me hooked but just enough to keep me from going back.

I swear even the memes on here belong in comedy homicide and I see maybe one interesting article per day at most. I started carrying a kindle with me and usually just read instead of browsing. I’ve gone from a book every 2 or 3 months to a book per week.