I mean I’m a married man but ahhhhhh, you single?

It taught me later on in life that mothers want their baby’s genitals to look like the genitals they’ve seen, and fathers want their babies genitals to look like theirs.

Initially I was told it was for religious and/or hygiene reasons, And while the religious reasons are still there in the religions the hygiene reasons are pretty much negated by taking a daily shower and having good personal hygiene.

I also learned later on that it was probably done initially to lessen the pleasure that you would get from masturbating. And if they could lessen the pleasure you get from it maybe you would do it less since the people at the time when it was put into regular practice thought that you touching yourself was the worst thing you could do.

My stepping away from My religion occurred I think about 5 years ago. So my middle-ish thirties. Right about the time that they tried to make it illegal for women to be able to have access to medical services. And I argued that if the government has the ability to force a person to bring another person to term then the government has the level of authority it needs to take away your guns or do any other thing that would impose its rule over you via force. And when the church people who finally pulled the mask off and said yeah but at least this version of tyranny is okay according to the Bible was when I stepped away. Prior to that I had struggled with the concept of if there is a being that could have created all of existence, us as human beings would be like a flea trying to comprehend the lunar landing. And if a being of that caliber exist I cannot fathom that it would care whether or not you touched yourself at night. Or who you were in the bed with.

You can make something levitate, removing the need for it to be supported.

Or never eat ass.

Hey while you’re in there you think you could go ahead and reinforce them a bit? I’m tired of them hurting in the morning.

Sir or ma’am, I’m going to need you to stop peaking into my windows.

Search “sweater dress”.

FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE GOT IT!

I am.

Brazil is a movie.

Horrific.

Ha! Also, American.

That’s a no for me.

Leggings are her compromise.

We all had that thought.

Thanks. I made it myself.

That’s a negative Ghost Rider.

I’m a big fan of pants though.

Why do I find that so sardonically hilarious?