But after they called me a liberal for supporting Ukraine, they said they respect anarchists. They must be our friends! /s

I used to know what those were, but then I got zapped by a laser

Snow is such a huge obstacle to bicycles, that’s why you only get bicycle culture in warm and sunny places, like Norway.

Its what antiwork And all these other type of places always ends up being… The most passionate drive out the by standers.

Antiwork was founded by someone who genuinely wants to not have a job at all, and they got kicked out by a bunch of moderates who took over the community with milder messaging.

Okay. So are you gonna save the baby or not?

Can’t relate. No normal friends. Only weirdos.

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Being a dictator even though he has a team

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Your house is on fire and your entire family is trapped inside.

The firefighters ran in to save your wife, and then got scared and ran out again, and she burned to death.

Then they ran in to save your child, but they got hungry and came back out for lunch. Your child burned to death.

Now your baby is dying, and the firefighters want you to help save it. And you’ve decided to let your baby burn in a fire because you’re mad at the firefighters.

She was technically right that it was her turn. She won the popular vote. The American people chose her. The only reason she wasn’t president, is America isn’t a democracy.

I have girlfriends in the US. Give me a microphone and I’ll shout death to Trump as loud as you want.

It’d also inspire assassinations against more fascist leaders, like Vance, Musk, and The Gathering. They’re not invincible.

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He didn’t call for it. He wished for it. Big difference. One involves other people, one involves candles, shooting stars, and genies.

Jack Black was mean to his friend just because his friend didn’t like Trump

This corn is raw!

2009? Definitely not the first meme.