Dude practically became a verbal tick

The current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.

The same level of pettiness but can arrest you, search your bags and locker, and carries a gun

Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit

Narrator: they didn’t

Yes they will guilt you. The McDonald’s in my town has it so you can’t get out of line once you reach the signs with the prices. If you don’t have it memorized and realize you can’t afford it… well sucks to be you

4. Or 8. I’ve been so sick all day.