Also it doesn’t work because it’s not an insult though, unless the “German” in question is actually a yank, and gets offended as an actual hobby

Europe

Was actually in Santorini last year -

Pros - the wine is absolutely spectacular. They mix old Roman varieties of grapes with modern varieties, the results are superb

Cons - You cannot fuckin move in the streets because of vapid, orange, duckfaced instagrammers taking selfies

I’d be furious if I’d lost my contact lenses too tho

Did neither of you here about it

Have you considered that the dog is thirsty because she’s insanely hot, well have you?

It’s a thing of beauty isn’t it

Didn’t matter, I knew exactly what it was going to be before I opened it.

In other words, yes, OP, it’s been done a hundred times today :(

SOMETHING BIG HAPPENED

Have you thought about Eurocylinders? Basically you can buy any door furniture you want, and fit your lock after. You can now get smart Eurocylinders to fit

I grew up in a time where there were only three TV channels and even as a kid, when Little House on the Prairie came on, you’d watch the news instead

How can it be political if all of the political parties agree it’s happening and we need to do someth…

Ah, forgot about our cranially-challenged little cousins

Username checks out

Often see that statistic about half of all guns being owned by 3% of people

It’s only used to gloss over the fact that nearly half of all households in the US own a firearm

That’s fuckin insane

If you haven’t seen Philomena Cunk you’re missing out on a phenomenally good comedy series

I’m sorry, but that picture on the left is Hyacinth Bucket, pron. Bouquet

I’m very tech savvy for an old un, and I’m perfectly happy using Windows; it’s easy to configure to do exactly as you want, and maybe it’s an EU thing but I’m not seeing any ads

What pisses us off is whenever there’s a question about Windows, multiple Linux kids will flood the thread with “tHiS doESn’t hAPpEn iN LiNuX”

If someone asked why their headlights weren’t working on their 2014 VW Golf, and someone answered, “Well I have a 2009 Ford Focus and this doesn’t happen”, you’d think they were a fuckin idiot, wouldn’t you?

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My favourite phrase -

Your not wrong

Lol

Boddlawodder

Fuck off cunt, we’re both as bad as eachother