my sweater had too much static so I took it back and they gave me another one free of charge
Scares the shit out of me every morning
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Hopefully, face down in garbage
She work hard for the money
Time to load up the simulation
Bread by dawn! BREAD BY DAWN!
Instead of “I beez in the trap” … “I’m emulating the work ethic of bees by becoming a successful entrepreneur!”
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it is in my dreams
You have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them
Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 …
Hell yeah! Add a whole salami and an apple, and you got a picinic
You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.
This used to be me. Vacation is a skill, developed over time! Don’t listen to other people, learn what you like to do and do it, And no shame!
If you need to spend 2 weeks sleeping in a coffin under ur house, with chips & shows, u do u babe.
My eyes just bugged out of my head. this is the coolest thing I’ve seen on the internet all day
Ow is that bleeding? I guess not but ow
Ave! True to Caesar!