Good one. I saved a bottle of champagne for over 20 years waiting for the day that Thatcher died, then drank it while dancing naked in my garden singing “Ding dong the witch is dead”. Happy days.

Wellllll… If it hadn’t been for Germany, Israel probably wouldn’t exist…

Uk comic Bob Monkhouse told the following joke many decades ago:

“When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They’re not laughing now.”