Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Them: You’re a ninja? I didn’t realize you all still existed. You: Thank you

Hell yeah!

I’ve always made fun of the way Kennedy moved his head and said “Gentlemen, lock and load!”

That’s…not a bad idea. Maybe I’ll try that

Who? I don’t know anyone or where to look

Well I would be one of the writers and a game designer. Contributing designs to the overall design. I know by myself I’m doing a lot of things wrong so bouncing ideas and coding off of others would help immensely. If I had the capital I’d love to pay people but until then I don’t expect anyone to join and I don’t want anyone to join until I can pay what they deserve.

Well, I need some programmers, animators, level designers, artists, and 3d modelers on my game? Does that count?

I could write it with my tears?

The thing is pretty much all employers want a minimum of 3+ years of experience for a beginner role. They want experience for a job but how are we supposed to get experience without a job? You say you want to give people a chance but would you really? Or would you rather have an unpaid intern who would then be thrown in a pot of other former interns who are all hoping for a job so we can finally pay off student loans and live?

I ain’t blaming you personally, I’m blaming everyone who hires people. Unless I kill myself, give up my entire life to meeting your unrealistic expectations of having 10 years while being 9 years old, and be willing to be working for a non-livable wage, or if my dad owns the company, yeah I’m not putting too much stock in people like you.

I’m not attacking you, I’m just venting my frustration.

Cool, I’ll just waste 4 years of my life to waste another 10 years in order to get an entry level job that pays dirt. Sounds great. Grand system you have.

Brother! Let’s cry together!

Ah, OK well now I know. Wasn’t too sure about that.

Because everyone starts off female that’s the reason why men nipples to.

Edit: I know what I said