LIES!

The phone adds it auto and I never had the patience to go change it lol. My family is also very annoyed by it

I feel like as.a.woman I.have to.point out that, many times, a woman orgasming or not is not.your fuck’s fault.

I would also.like to point out that it is harder to orgasm in “normal” sex than is it with oral, so.if your girl didn’t orgasm don’t take it personally, pull your pants up and go down on her

B R E A D

Different countries have different needs. In the US you have hurricanes so it makes sense to.protect the power lines above ground, but here we just had a flood, do you want us to loose power for months everytime it rains a lot? It makes a lot nore sense to us to have it above ground.

Yes

But

not getting power

exactly. That’s how I came.to hate beer! hahah Also wine is grape! that’s just nature. We don’t want drunk kids (can you imagine the caos?!) so we don’t let them drink but they have tasted and didn’t like it

My brother and others in the family will 100% get drunk around the kids. Nobody is giving kids alcohol nor drunk driving (we have family parties at the family vineyard usually so nobody is driving away)

welcome to Lemmy old people’s club. We usually get lost about 2/3 times a week here. lol

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lIfE iS a BleSsInG

perfect

what if I’m really dead inside?

Even the virtual interactions need aome space lol

The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol

Door? At the nativity? Did they finally got a room on the b&b?

this some young people meme i don’t understand

Remember god is a stranger that sees you when you’re in the bathroom.

Dude a friend send me a picture of his neighbour’s door. The guy put up the sign “We are christians and don’t celebrate the devil but we love kids” And the dude had a bucket of jesus stickers!

That’s just an unconfortable pillow case