Probably means it was so high there was an integer overflow

Android users: “iPhones are stupid, Apple is a greedy and evil company”

Also Android users:

You realize that there is no apple.

The lawful evil kind.

Yes that looks totally real and not like AI at all

I hope it was(n’t) cocaine…

Neat. Thanks for sharing.

Scheiße 💩

You definitely won’t regret smoking 20 cigarettes…

Thanks, I hate it.

Hope you enjoyed

If better = worse

Absolutely real

I honestly have no idea but I kinda get the vibe that it might be a few decades old, i.e. from a time before marijuana laws started to become more relaxed.

One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”

Likely not maple beans either

Hello boomer, is Facebook broken or what brings you here?

Actual e-talian: “Mamma Mia, why-a you breaka de spaghetti?”

In diesem Klo da wohnt ein Geist, der jedem in die Eier beißt.

Mich hat er nicht gebissen, ich hab ihm auf den Kopf geschissen.

…the road lays a load upon you?