Let’s put 2 on the other side.

225 x 2

Now 2 wears 225 as a hat. Which means x is kinda funny.

If a knife isn’t meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?

Check mate arteries 😏

God, I want to drop this thing from orbit on a populated city so much.

Edit: Just as a prank tho.

Don’t forget the classics:

• AI voice describing a mildly interesting video and injecting false information
• Podcast snippet with Minecraft Parkour or GTA racing at the bottom
• Movie or Series scene with one of those 5 shitty songs placed on top.

This is a PSA Announcement:

An orgasm instantly clears out the sinuses. Due to lack of studies doctors don’t fully know why this happens.

Me eating something spicy: “I’ll fucking do it again!”

Pro leagues are shiting diamonds.

I like to have both. Self check out if I only have <10 items. But if I have a full cart I’d like to go to a cashier who has the scanning down to a T. I think this the best of both worlds.

“Then aids ruined everything”

• Frank Reynolds

Except for all the people who’s skin shade is slightly darker than vanilla.

You just made the reference meta.

The shocking part is, the whole bottle is like $2.

Most of the people on the list have been successful actors/actress longer than Halle was alive.

Let’s not forget this simple aspect:

Interesting character - Seasoned Actor

Interesting character - Seasoned Actor

Interesting character - Seasoned Actress

Interesting character - Seasoned Actress

Interesting character - Just some Chick

In the end studios want money above anything else. And big names rake in bigger money.

My issue is that we are pairing nationality with skin color or ethnicity here. Those are not mutually exclusive. There are 2nd or 3rd generation Asians immigrants in Mexico, just as there are Mexicans living in Ireland, and Irish people in India, etc… Somebody could be a fully integrated national but not part if the nations major ethnicity. Even saying AFRICAN-American is kind of pointless, like it matters where your grand-grand-grand-grand-parents came from. They’re as much American as anybody else. We don’t call everybody else European-American for comparison.

As opposed to other industries, where everybody gets their fair share /s

Expect porn doesn’t require any education.

Imagine Optimus Prime trying to buy Sam Witwickys Glasses on EBay and encountering this captcha.

“Jo, this is fucking bullshit you guys.”

Pee a little, let it dry, pee a little, let it dry…

Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.